My first day back at the body shop

"Dsscats" (dsscats)
07/11/2014 at 17:06 • Filed to: None

There is much car porn within, including a 911 RSR replica.

Well someone fucked that up quick!

911 C4 with some massive rear tires

DB7 and 991 turbo with many custom parts...

...including center lock BBS wheels!

Baby Roller with something behind it...

Hnnnnngggngng there it is! It has a turbo 3.6 liter which is completely worked over and basically straight piped. It also is caged and weighs (get this) 2100 FUCKING POUNDS. THIS THING IS INSANE. It also spits flames and the owner has a stock-ish 74 and an R8 V10.

That ass is so fat!

I think with this part, he was just winging it. There'd also a duck tail sitting in the back of the shop.

SO MUCH NEED

One last shot of how huge the Rolls is and how tiny the 911 is

DISCUSSION (31)

uofime > Dsscats
07/11/2014 at 17:17

sweet

Manuél Ferrari > Dsscats
07/11/2014 at 17:17

My car has a bare ass too right now. Sent the bumper off to the body shop

Kinja'd!!!

ReallyColorful > Dsscats
07/11/2014 at 17:22

My god.

Dsscats > Manuél Ferrari
07/11/2014 at 17:24

My god! That ass is wonderful! What happened?

Manuél Ferrari > Dsscats
07/11/2014 at 17:26

Imagine if it was the Carrera 4 or a Turbo. The ass would be even wider...

I didn't know my friend's car was parked on my driveway at night. I assumed he was on the street. I backed right into it. Dumb move.

Should have been more careful. Especially without parking sensors...

lonestranger > Dsscats
07/11/2014 at 17:52

That's a 997.2 Turbo, not a 991.

#corrections

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari
07/11/2014 at 18:14

Every time I think "no way I'll ever use parking sensors" I think of things like this. And then I realize they're awesome.

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
07/11/2014 at 18:29

They are awesome. At least having them in the back would be really helpful.

What sucks is that both of my other cars have rear parking sensors. Had I driven either of them this wouldn't have happened. But of course I wanted to take the Porsche because it's the only 6MT and it was a short trip so I wanted the fun of the stick.

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/11/2014 at 18:39

FINALLY DAMN

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/11/2014 at 18:41

I was just going to leave it that way. But the old man offered to deal with it

I was also going to leave the tail light cracked. But he took it off and told me to find a replacement. It's sitting on my office floor to remind me to look for one on eBay. But I'm too busy fucking around on Oppo to do actual car related stuff that needs to be done

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/11/2014 at 18:45

LOL STUPID ANNOYING CARS

-every person on Earth that doesn't care for cars

jkm7680 > Manuél Ferrari
07/11/2014 at 18:54

Methinks I remember that story, how long had the damage been there?

Manuél Ferrari > jkm7680
07/11/2014 at 18:55

Haha good memory

A long time

I think it happened in Feb

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari
07/11/2014 at 19:46

Manuel strikes again...trying to kill you seemingly.

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
07/11/2014 at 19:53

He was mad at me for having other cars.

Manuél Porsche has zero respect for flappy paddle bimmers.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dsscats
07/11/2014 at 21:27

Kinja'd!!!

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari
07/11/2014 at 22:02

Manuel has no sympathy, sometimes he's a fickle guy. My manuel 535i has made me aware that I shouldn't be driving anything else a few times.

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
07/11/2014 at 22:50

Nice that you have a manuel 535i!

Which generation?

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari
07/11/2014 at 23:25

Haha E28. Project car. It's actually currently in storage right now, was a DD for many years but now I split duties between an old Accord and an old MDX. No manuel :/

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
07/11/2014 at 23:32

that's the best five series of all time!

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari
07/11/2014 at 23:41

Thanks! It's fun to drive, that's for sure. It used to have a straight pipe setup, sounded like a race car and also enraged the neighbors...it was awesome.

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
07/12/2014 at 00:09

Dat 3.5L with straight pipes is fucking amazing!!!

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari
07/12/2014 at 01:59

It was almost like having a Procar-spec M1...almost...haha.

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
07/12/2014 at 17:31

It seriously is!

It's the same engine block, right?

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari
07/12/2014 at 18:34

Pretty much. The M88 was (essentially) a twin-cam 24 valve M30. Compression was higher, other stuff was better quality, head was of course better-breating, but overall basically the same down low.

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
07/12/2014 at 20:27

Pretty awesome!

I've seen the videos of the M1 race cars. God they sound good

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari
07/12/2014 at 21:43

Not sure if you've seen these but just in case:

Sorry in advance for making you change your pants but its totally worth it.

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
07/12/2014 at 22:27

holy balls

We need more money and garage space

We need more road cars and some race cars

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari
07/13/2014 at 03:19

Need like a 50 acre section of land with a private racetrack far away from any residential areas so we could drive whatever cars whenever we wanted. And a big garage to store them all in. And some M1s. And lots of other cars....

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
07/13/2014 at 20:02

It can be our car heaven / cult, lol

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari
07/13/2014 at 21:02

I'd be totally down.